Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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