I want to make a zoo with you.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Are we still banned from the library?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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