Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
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