Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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