He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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