You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
