cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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