sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
