he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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