Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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