We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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