hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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