know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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