I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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