She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I will pee on everything he values.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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