Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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