I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I FOUND THE LEGS
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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