you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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