Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Randomize
