"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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