I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You're a waste of cheezeits
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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