It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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