Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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