Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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