Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
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He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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