why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
You left your phone here
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