Whod you bang
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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