I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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