I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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