i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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