You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Randomize
