there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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