singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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