You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Randomize
