i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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