Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Randomize
