He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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