Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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