me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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