Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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