Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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