If i come over, it means nothing
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
