I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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