fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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