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This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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