remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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