dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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