The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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