If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't think brook has ever known best
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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