Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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