Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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